A lot of things can ruin a car guy’s day. It can be as small as a person going 5 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane, or a vehicle who can’t respect the lines in the parking lot. Finding a new scratch or new ding, or accidentally getting curb rash on your wheels, regardless of how careful you were, will certainly ruin a car guy’s day. We can now add one more thing that can ruin your day: a black bear sitting on the hood of your car for no reason at all, other than being a douche bear.
The blurry pictures show a black bear just chilling on the hood of a first generation Porsche Boxster. Judging from the relative size, this bear must have weighed about 300-400 pounds. That’s a fairly abnormal amount of weight loading up the front axles of the rear-wheel drive mid-engined two seater sports car.
What would make a bear sit on a Porsche is beyond us. Perhaps it was the low slung hood resembling a bear mattress, or maybe it was the metal surface cooled by the spring air, or maybe it was just right.
In case you were wondering, this photo was taken in northern New Jersey, not far away from where this video was taken: